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I Have Rented a Mug! (And I’m Happy About It)

I Have Rented a Mug! (And I’m Happy About It)

Is it just me…or at the folks at Diabolos a little… “questionable content”-esque sometimes? Don’t worry ya’ll. It’s charming. Don’t change. Ever. And keep it up with all that Soko on the speakers. Soko never gets tired. (side note: why do people who sell beverages prized for their energy giving qualities–re: coffee and tea– always play mellow music? It just seems like a big marketing confusion.)

*What I’m thinking about right now* —>

coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee

Tea

tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea
tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea
tea tea tea tea tea tea

Coffee…

coffee tea coffee tea coffee tea  coffee tea coffee tea coffee tea
coffee tea coffee tea coffee tea  coffee tea coffee tea coffee tea
coffee tea coffee tea coffee tea  coffee tea coffee tea coffee tea
coffee tea coffee tea coffee tea

—–> this is my mind on mid-terms.
And what does it really equal?

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ (in change, that is)

=(   —-> this is my mind on min. wage. (frowny)

hmm, solution though. Yes. Really.

Let’s watch an English Major do math…

Diabolos (JCR [University College]) + $6.00 = a special little
mug….OF MY OWN!

And it’s no ordinary mug. It’s a super special very magical wonderful
mug that is helping me not only save the world (reduce wasteful paper
cup use! yes!) but also taking off 25 cents from my coffee/tea
purchases at Diabolos.
Look ma, I’m being economical and ecological…at once. Suddenly I’m
remembering Stephan Dion’s “green collar” thing. *Onslaught of
election emotions and memories*
—> stream of consciousness narration. Augh! Too much Virginia Woolf!

So…basically I’m renting a mug right now.
And it feels like a really good idea, but that could be the caffeine
speaking…
(did you KNOW that tea [now, 85 cents for me!] has more caffeine than
coffee [now $1.00 for me]!? It’s true. I read it once on Wikipedia. And
wiki never lies)
Oh, and in honor of that one Diabolos Barista that keeps on playing
Soko…..I give you…..SOKO!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25AsfkriHQc

– Heather

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