IN THE YEAR 1989,
a powerful entity known only as LIESL entered the universe and began its terrifying stint of chaos on the planet EARTH.
The world’s finest gathered to uncover the entity’s whereabouts, learning only that it exists in female form and desired nothing more than to “live life” and “give back to the world”. Clearly, a rouse for its more sinister plans.
Obscure reports indicate no certain facts on the characteristics of LIESL. Only rumours, many from the underground, say ‘she’ currently exists as a third-year University of Toronto student, studying written Earthling stories, and effectively powered by anything colourful and slightly insane.